You say To-may-to; I say To-mah-to

Let's call the whole thing off. Oh, how I wish I could call this whole thing off. I accidentally ate tomato on my sandwich this past Wednesday and promptly contracted salmonella. It's not a very pretty illness. Not very Dior at all. It is the sickest I have been in years and perhaps my whole life. For those of you who have seen Sex and the City, I've had far more Charlotte moments than any decent woman will actually admit to in person. I've been living the life of an infant, sleeping and you know, the other things infants do. (Eating is not the answer, in case you're wondering.)

I'm still feeling pretty crappy today, but am at least coherent so I wanted to let you all know where I am. Hope to have some baby update posts in the next day or two.