Funny Vacation Phrases

Things are tense around the Picard and Dior household and stress is at an all-time high. Vacation was fabulous, for sure. Arriving home, though, means strapping down to this massive pile of adoption paperwork. Plus, we both have big projects going at work.

To keep the tea pot from boiling over, I'll share three funny phrases from vacation that I think of and laugh when the stress starts steaming up.

1. "What are you, from Ireland?" - said to us by the bus driver who could clearly see that we didn't know how to use public transportation.

2. "Are those YOUR Hello Kitty floor mats?" - said to Picard by the police man who pulled us over for speeding on the way home from the airport.

3. "You can't check that bag, it will get lost." - said to me about a shopping bag of purchased clothing by the airport representative who checked-in our luggage and then subsequently shipped them to Chicago instead of Indianapolis.

So we didn't get a speeding ticket and we got our bags back yesterday. Actually, it was the story of the lost luggage that earned us a warning instead of a speeding ticket. Ahhh, good stuff!


Oh, since we're thinking of fun things and distractions:



This one's for the ladies! It's a random hot man riding the bull at the Saddle Ranch on Sunset Strip.











Ok, this one's for the boys. It's a random hot girl on the bull.